Friday, February 20, 2004
nothing much on my mind today, most of it was obliterated by alchohol last night, but i figure its been 5 days so i better write something. it's wierd, i go through phases where i am blog addicted and am tempted to post several times a day, and then there are phases where i have nothing to say at all.
hard to believe i know, especially if you know me you know i can talk the ears off a rabbit, but this is different. blogging is a one sided conversation with myself and sometimes i just dont hold up my end.
sacred is here in connecticut visiting, hopefully he will be moving back to nyc soon so we can see him more often. going all the way to albany can be quite a trip but i offered to drive him home to satisfy my ulterior motive of going to the mac store and buying an ipod.
have you seen these ipod things? i have finally crawled out of the cave i have been in and discovered how cool they are. so tiny, so tactile, and they hold so much crap on them, thousands of songs and photos. i would never need to buy a memory card for my camera again. whee!!! i have actually known all this for months, what sold me on them was touching one, they feel so nice, and they have the little swirly thing in the middle for your thumb to travel around in circles on, it feels oddly sexual. i like it. i'm gonna go get one.
oh yeah, i almost forgot, my uterus would like to thank everyone who sent emails wishing it a speedy recovery. it's feeling much better now.
posted by Ms_Bunnie 6:47 AM
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Sunday, February 15, 2004
ugh.
unless you plan on having babies, and i dont, there is just no point to being a girl.
fucking cramps are killing me.
i'd like to cut my uterus out and feed it to the vultures.
i dont use the damn thing anyway.
i would so much rather imagine that beyond my cervix was a black hole, something that threatened to suck away anything that got to close into oblivion.
now THAT would be fun.
and come to think of it pretty useful too.
i could use my pussy as a giant vacuum cleaner, sucking away anything from errant dust bunnies (just imagine me scooting across the floor of my house) to undesireable elected officials.
just think of the possibilites.
posted by Ms_Bunnie 9:21 AM
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