Thursday, July 15, 2004
some friends and i kicked around a few ideas about how to make my level of email more managable and one of the first, and most logical answers we came up with was a f.a.q. page. so if there is anything you have ever wanted to know about what i do, why i do it, how, or any other thing that might be on your mind, now is the time to ask...
one other idea we had was to install a message board/comment page, or something along those lines so you can post comments and criticisms publicly and i can respond to them in kind. this is a slightly more complicated process than making a f.a.q. page so we will need a little time to work out the bugs.
posted by Ms_Bunnie 6:02 PM
is he or isn't he? only you can decide...
http://www.bettybowers.com/isbushgay.html
simply faaaabulous!
posted by Ms_Bunnie 6:08 AM
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Tuesday, July 13, 2004
this one is courtesy of my parents, i cant figure out of this is horrifying or hilarious. i am leaning toward the latter:
These are actual and real answers given by children on science tests.
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to
drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large
pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water
tends
to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and
nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax
and
the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax
contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five
bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.
Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.
Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.
Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section"
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.
Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight!
posted by Ms_Bunnie 3:43 PM
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Monday, July 12, 2004
ok so here's the deal.
as you all know i have been lagging behind in the photo aspect of this web site...hell, if we were being really brutal it can be acknowledged that i haven't done anything for this site in months outside of maintaining this blog...
recently i have been getting all these messages from various sources in various forms all asking me when i am going to do something with myself and this work. as some readers put it, "when are you going to take it up a notch?". ehhh...that's a good question. i can take a hint, looks like it is time for a change and after a long and irritating weekend attending to the needs of other people i am ready to make that change.
i needed some time for awhile to make some adjustments in the bunnie brain and body. this site and the response it was garnering for a brief moment a few months ago was all a bit overwhelming. instead of the attention spurring me on to make new work, it had the opposite effect and drove me into inaction. it was too much goddamn pressure, i was a feeling a little like a performing seal, and brat that i am did what brats do...i stomped my feet, sat down, pouted and said , "i don't wanna!!"
tantrum over.
i wont be able to do as much personal emailing, not that i am entirely on top of that anyway, but more delays can now be expected. sorry everyone, its just time to get back to work.
wait a second, there i go again apologizing and trying to please everyone (which is what got me in this mess in the first place)...what the fuck is wrong with me?
posted by Ms_Bunnie 8:40 AM
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