Wednesday, August 25, 2004

usually when posting to this blog i try to accomplish any number of objectives, to inform, to express, and to amuse myself and others primarily, while attempting to wrap it up in a neat little package. today i would love to write something really pithy and entertaining, but at this point i would settle for coherent...its highly likely i will miss that mark as well but here goes with the latest odds and ends of news.

first is the best news. missy lauren has returned from communing with lesbians and serving them pancakes in iowa. she spent the summer out there working as a waitress and hanging out with her friends who happen to be lesbians and know every other lesbian in all of iowa (apparently this is where they congregate). lauren is the type to have friends of all persuasions but not actually being sapphicly inclined herself, my summer was peppered with phone calls lamenting the complete absence of cute boys. sorry to say there isn't a single one in the whole state. i felt her pain, but since i cant put cute boys into an envelope and mail them to her there wasn't a whole lot either of us could do but wait it out. thankfully the whole mess is over and she is back home getting ready for school and like can go back to normal. i told her she isn't allowed to do this again next year, summer just isn't any fun without her.

do any of you remember the great poison ivy battle this spring? well, it has been replaced by what is now being refereed to as the war of the flea. a war which after wave upon wave of battle is quickly elevating itself to the status of crusade. i am house siting for a woman in my town for six weeks who has 7 cats (7 fucking cats! even i think that is slightly mental). when she left there were no fleas at all, but somewhere in the last 4 weeks an infestation has taken hold that i cant seem to conquer. i have dosed all the cats with advantage, and bombed the part of the house the cats live in repeatedly and it seems to have no effect at all. if i step into the cat enclosure for even a moment my legs are covered with the little fuckers. after i feed everyone i spend 20 minutes in the driveway picking them off of my jeans one by one and still never get them all. when i get home i am afraid to go in my house for fear i am carrying them in so i have to strip naked at my front door and leave all of my clothes on my porch. i bet my neighbors love that.

i booked my first 2 art shows ever and boy am i excited. the first is in massachusetts in november (details to follow as i get them) and is being hosted by my email pal tore. its going to be a collection of work and held in a nightclub...you can learn more about it and her at:

http://mysite.verizon.net/vze7o2dn/

the second show is on january 29th in fayetteville north carolina. the artist producing the show wants to bring something much edgier to the local arts festival that they have seen in the past so he is in the process of finding other artists whose work he thinks might cause a ripple...when we were chatting on the phone he said he was worried he might get a good talking to, i said if he was lucky we would all get arrested. no links on this one yet but i will post them as i get them...

was driving home yesterday and was stopped at the light next to the gas station. i saw someone getting gas and then get in their car, forgetting to put the hose back on the fuel pump and drive away. the hose tore from its connection and the driver drove down the street with the entire thing dragging from his gas tank.

this is my pal juineve. she's made some neat little bra and panty sets for us girls who are opposed to our current fuckhead in residence GWB. i know all the trouble she went through (and got into) making these so go have a look, besides, shes modeling them herself on the front page and she looks pretty hot:

http://amazonbitch.org/

oh yeah, i have finally gotten off my ass and done a new portrait and i am fairly pleased with it. i have some other things from awhile ago that are ready to publish as well, but they have been collecting dust instead of getting up on the net. a situation that will soon be remedied because my web guy built me a program where i can upload to galleries myself. yay!. now, if only i had a way to post pics to this blog i would be all set...

my hands smell like cat food. yuk.

posted by Ms_Bunnie 4:41 PM
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