Monday, December 20, 2004

can someone please hurry up and invent teleportation? i was reading in the news recently that they have already figured out potential little bits of it, would it be too much to dream that the rest is far behind? i hope not because i HATE flying.

nothing turns me into a blubbering pile of jello faster than an airplane. i am an absolute nightmare to fly with, i have two modes, stunned silence and copious tears and poor Mister is stuck next to me going both ways. i bet he'll come home with 5 tiny little bruises from where i have been clutching his arm for dear life.

i have only 2 things going for me. one, we are flying virgin atlantic and i am fairly confident that richard branson will not try to kill me despite subjecting us all to the rebel billionaire for a season and two, valium.

i will do my best to post from overseas but i can make no promises (not like i have been keeping you all up to the minute entertained these last 2 months anyway) but if i cannot, let me wish you all a nice holiday.
posted by Ms_Bunnie 6:45 AM
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